Wednesday, November 3, 2010
8 signs you may have waited too long to clean you house… ask me I know!!:)
OK I am totally late today with my post… but I’m sick and my kids are crazy monkeys… so because I have nothing deep or life changing to write about I will revert to the old philosophy of “writing what you know.” Because who better than I knows about dirty houses.
So, here they are, in random order… 8 signs you may have waited too long to clean your house….drumroll please:
#1 Your clean laundry has been on your couch so long the kids don’t notice it anymore and just sit on top of it while having a snack and watching TV… (pictured above)
#2 The unidentifiable “gunk” stuck to your child’s wall won’t come off even with bleach and hot water and your only option is to paint over it… (sadly all of these come from personal experience)
#3 You say/think “what is that smell” more than 5 times in a 2 hour time frame.
#4 After you wash your windows your kids smack face first into the slider because they though the door was open.
#5 After sweeping your cobwebs your husband comes home and asks what’s different about the house.
#6 You step on an old pee diaper in the middle of the night when getting up to take care of the kids.(pee diaper people, I’m not an animal)
#7 You actually just throw some of your dirty dishes away because the dried on food has turned into a cement compound.
#8 You have to wash a load of laundry three times because you have forgotten to put it in the dryer for days and it has turned sour.